This year we’re taking the branded drug names that were officially approved by the FDA in 2022 and 2023 - now it's your turn to vote for your winner.
LAUNCHED: Wednesday, March 20, 7:00 a.m. ET
It’s March, so it’s time for some #FierceMadness. Last year, we channeled the NCAA tournament for the best pharma ad campaigns, but, this year, we’re looking for the best of the best in drug names.
We’ve chosen 64 of the most distinctive drug names to come out of the FDA’s 2022 and 2023 crop of new approvals. Whittling down to 64 from the 92 drug names available was our staff challenge, but now it’s up to you, readers, to deliberate and vote down to the final winner.
Remember, this isn’t about the drugs themselves—neither how well they may work (or not) nor any controversies in how they may have been approved. Our goal is to assess their marketing suitability, considering how well they perform in their respective field and against competitors.
Ready to play? Check out the bracket here (PDF) and see the full Madness 64 list below. Then vote is via our poll here. You can vote from now until Friday, March 22, at 6 p.m. ET. Check back here Monday, March 25, for your results, and the chance to vote in the next round.
After that, we’ll be back with a new round each Wednesday and Monday through Monday, April 8, when you can vote for your championship winner. Any remote robo-voting will be noted, and those votes will be discarded. Please play fair.
Don’t forget to tell us why you picked what you picked in the voting poll comments section—and what you think each drug name really sounds like. We’ll include the funniest and most out-of-the-box comments in our recaps every round, so make 'em good!
New this year: Our sister publication Fierce Biotech is also running its own Madness tournament for the best of the best in biotech company names. Check out and vote in its championship here.
Good luck, and happy Madness!
#FierceMadness 2024: The full bracket of 64
Sounds like: When you hit your finger with a hammer, but it’s in front of your children so you’re trying not to swear
Sounds like: A vegan meal
Sounds like: A new planet
Sounds like: A Japanese wrestler
Sounds like: A sixth-generation cheese
Sounds like: A Spanish holiday resort
Sounds like: A sports drink with a kick
Sounds like: A legendary medieval sword fighter
Sounds like: A pope’s gift
Indication: Acid sphingomyelinase deficiency
Sounds like: An alien protein
Indication: The treatment of cervical dystonia and for the temporary improvement of frown lines Sounds like: A ray gun to make you sassy
Sounds like: A European swear word
Indication: Improve kidney function in adults with hepatorenal syndrome with rapid reduction in kidney function Sounds like: A Hungarian dance
Sounds like: A self-confident martial artist
Sounds like: An inebriated attempt at Hawaiian
Sounds like: A new way of saying fantastic
Sounds like: A drunk Scrabble game
Indication: Generalized myasthenia gravis in adults who are anti-acetylcholine receptor- or anti-muscle-specific tyrosine kinase antibody-positive Sounds like: An Italian village
Indication: To prevent respiratory syncytial virus lower respiratory tract disease
Sounds like: A medieval stronghold
Indication: Demodex blepharitis
Sounds like: Elon Musk’s drunk attempt at renaming his business
Sounds like: An electronic barrier
Sounds like: A new Disney princess
Sounds like: A crazy party
Sounds like: An inspirational French aphorism
Sounds like: A game of cheeky bingo
Sounds like: Heard in a copy of "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Sounds like: A strong coffee
Sounds like: A high-rise building
Sounds like: A Turkish fast-food restaurant
Indication: Mild to moderate COVID-19 in adults at high risk for progression to severe COVID-19 Sounds like: A bizarre Pac-Man sequel
Sounds like: An anti-fascist offshoot group
Sounds like: An ancient Roman detective
Sounds like: How my five-year-old insists debut is spelled
Sounds like: Drug naming companies may be running out of ideas
Sounds like: A phrase used when you’ve had a great nap in the day
Sounds like: From the makers of “Better Call Saul” comes “better Qalsody”
Sounds like: The lost Spanish Mario brother
Indication: Moderate to severe hot flashes caused by menopause Sounds like: A Broadway play
Sounds like: Someone who watches too many streaming episodes
Sounds like: A new app for scanning the land
Sounds like: A little too close to talc…
Indication: Relapsed or refractory multiple myeloma who have received at least four prior lines of therapy Sounds like: A new dinosaur found in Mexico
Sounds like: Double-plus good!
Sounds like: Absolute zero
Sounds like: “What’s my name?”
Indication: Major depressive disorder
Sounds like: Someone who’s always leaving
Sounds like: The ability to treat Pompe disease (this feels a little on the nose) Indication: Urinary oxalate levels in patients 9 years and older with primary hyperoxaluria type 1 and relatively preserved kidney function Sounds like: An exuberant DJ
Sounds like: A deodorant brand you wouldn’t want to buy
Indication: Moderate to severe plaque psoriasis in adults who are candidates for systemic therapy or phototherapy Sounds like: Throwing away unwanted antacids
Sounds like: A new age prayer
Sounds like: How you close the door in a magical kingdom
Sounds like: A Dungeons and Dragons character
Sounds like: A virtual reality game where you’re the bad guy
Sounds like: Getting rid of someone’s charisma
Sounds like: A limit on truth
Sounds like: Oh, give us a go!
Sounds like: A producer asking a biotech founder turned politician to get ready for his TV appearance
Sounds like: A nefarious Yevgeny Zamyatin character
Indication: Unresectable or metastatic melanoma
Sounds like: A Russian prison
Sounds like: A Premier League footballer